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THE ULTIMATE ICEBREAKER
Rosa is no easy pick up. She of the flawless caramel skin, the taut yet supple belly and the cleavite so glorious it must be restrained by no less than two articles of clothing – lest mortal men be...
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Monday Crisis. And AbaCrab.
DarkSock here at the helm again, with ominous news. Our hairless leader, DB1, aka Jay Louis, lies in a coma. He was found late last night surrounded by a halo of empty Night Train bottles and what...
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Vinny Farfalla and Slutty Suzette Experiment with Chains
The way Vin and Suzette see it, chains are a metaphor for the thematic constrictions of societal imposition. As our consciousness forms, we intuit the structural norms as understood by the cultures...
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The Hemoglobin Says "Wut"
A marked improvement from last week when The Hemoglobin could only grunt and scratch his nethers like an angry rhesus monkey. Fierce Katie will spend your credit card on martinis and steaks and then...
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The Grinch That Fondled Christmas
Ironic holiday herpsters molesting Christine’s Santas make the baby Tebus want to frankincense his mur.
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Mongor In Love
Rumor has it everyone’s favorite blank-staring chromosome missing creepy-ass zombified party pud has found true love. To quote the immortal ode to 1960s casual sex, Hair, let the sun shine in. And by...
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Aquatool Advocates For Peace
Despite the cacophony of vacuity in which Aquatool exhausts his credit card salad days, therein lurks a deepward hope for a lasting global peace. Sure those thoughts only reverberate for a few...
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Charles Von Cankersore Gives Ninotchka the Doucheface
You might presume that a faux tanned Ed Hardy disciple inappropriately cuddle-macking Svetlana is uberdouche precisely because of douche face. Not so fast, you cracker! Even devoid of doucheface,...
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Gwarface
“You go to gwar with the doucheface you have, not the doucheface you might want or wish to have at a later time.” This shminky rends the space-time continuum with Spielbergian aplomb and apoop. All is...
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Peach Point says, “Get out there and vote, ya pinecone!”
Classic HCwDB legend and Hall of Scrote member Peaches just traveled all the way through time. Way back from that primal era where mocking ‘bags and lusting hotts was still considered comedy. Yes,...
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